BREAKFAST WITH DICK DeVOS at the Battle Creek Hunt Club
Complete with local celebrity servers Tuesday, May 2, 2006
7:30 am to 9:00 am
Dick is kicking off a bus tour of Michigan here in Battle Creek, so let's all bring your families and friends to show him Calhoun County is behind him.
Tickets are $10.00 each
If you want to support this event, but can't make it consider purchasing a couple of tickets for local college and high school students.
So, a billionaire is asking you for money. I mean, it's only ten bucks and you get a breakfast out of it. It's not like he's raising tons of campaign cash from out of state millionaires and fat cats using his daddy's 130' Westport yacht. Oh, wait... the Detroit News says he is. By the way, anyone who wants to see what creating the world's largest pyramid scheme gets you, feel free to click here and get as close as you ever will to a boat whose price tag could feed the third world. Don't billionaires usually spend their own money when running for office? You have to have some big ones to ask for $10 when you've got A BILLION DOLLARS! Actually we don't know how much he has because Tricky Dick refuses to release his tax returns.
By the way, after spending almost 3 million dollars on campaign ads, you'd think DeVos could have given us some clue where he stood on just one issue. Oh yeah, he's for more jobs. I bet he likes sunny days and rainbows too. If it's early enough to spend millions, it's early enough to tell us what you plan to do when elected.
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At least they made it after 7AM so one could enjoy a glass of merlot with their toast (bread I mean)! Why not show what a man you are Dicky Boy, go closer downtown and to the Heights, dodge the bullets from the crooks your golden laden gates guard you from, "The Real World!"
Don't forget family values!
It is the punchline of choice for republicans.
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